What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Where is it?

ME: I have no idea