What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.