What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.