Night Stand Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Cle Jokes More Cle Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week