What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.