What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ?

A bramble bee !

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett