What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P