What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.