What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.