What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.