What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.