What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

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How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.