When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
A widow
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
Pump kin.
Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.
Because it was more than 90 degrees.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Because Jack was bean stalked
