What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.