You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes
E.T. learned English and went home.
Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.
He couldn't finish his sentence.
With any luck, right after it finishes college.
Eileen Dover...
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
