What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.