What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?