Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
Paperback
There were no jokes in the Post.
The Moo York Times
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
To get to the other side of the story.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
C4.
A: A newspaper.
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It's not hard.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The Daily Moos.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The newspaper.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Lamp post
A community centre
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
Because 7 8 9 A
The SWAT team
A Blunt force
Because they can't spell toboggan.
Shoot the guy that's pushing it
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!
Thanks for the mammaries!
They're more of a kids meal.