What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.