Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.