What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times