What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

8 Foot Jokes More 8 Foot Jokes

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf