What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh