What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.