A sense of humor.
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
A: Laughing stock.
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.
Insufficient funds.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)