Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!