What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture