What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?

An antique !

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.