What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Previous Random Joke Next
Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.