What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas