What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

School Bus Jokes More School Bus Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!