A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff
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He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
A rotten banana.
I wouldn't fit through the door.
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
You ca-lip this
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
The wheels. They are always tired.
Meals on Wheels
A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.
Egypt.
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
A dislocated hipster.
He couldn't fit in the elevator.