What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

15 Year Jokes More 15 Year Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.