What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.