What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

Description Jokes More Description Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.