A plaque.
E.T. phoned home.
A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
A cup of yogurt.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
It squats down on a Triceratops.
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
