What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

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Which country do doctors hate?

any

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

6 Month Jokes More 6 Month Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib