Disney Movies still touch kids
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
Because pulling out is work!!!
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
They're both dead.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Disney movies can still touch children.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
