What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.