What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.