What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.