What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Previous Random Joke Next

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....