Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.