What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.