What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

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What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."