What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

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What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.