What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.