What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.