Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!