When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke